i am so friggin angry.
im so glad my lil bro got into Dunearn rather than assumption english school.
it so hapened that i walked under a block of flats and saw a bunch of boys.
very obviously, they had played truant.
how can they be 10 miles away from the school when it was 12.30pm?
school ends around 1 plus, everyone knows that.
fucking hell, they started doing the ah beng lee siao siao thingy.
the zoot-zoot thingy with their mouths.
acustomed to such hooligans, i walked faster.
then they called for me.
fuck you lah, do i look like im 12? or worst 14?
how dare you call me 'white shirt de,white shirt de'.
TMD, i'll slap you up down left right and bring you home to your mama.
don't u play around with the big jie jie who has one million times more meat on her whole body compared to the meat you have on your small lil chickens down there.
i bet ur pubic hair haven even started growing yet,
go home and fertilise your AREA before ypu come out annd play.
and you better start going to school cos the teachers in school teach science, and you'll need the knowledge of science to fertilise yoour mao-less areas.
nothing to do then go home help your mummy wash the floor.
cos housework not easy.
don't slack round the neighburhood waiting for random girls to disturb.
jie jie has been there done that, when u grow up sure regret one.
if u are bad boys now, you will grow up to become bad man (NOT BATMAN).
small DI DIS ar...shoo.
quickly ZHAO (run as fast as you can) home before jie jie flash all her meat at you.
if you dont know how to fertiilise your mao-less areas, jie jie give you advice...
wait lor.
small dickhead boys boys like you are very immature, so puberty probably also slower.
aiya, and if you think your mao-less area's organs too small...
NO FEAR, ( the loser ah beng tee shirt brand..)
Singapore government dont FINE people with small organs.
..........
so insulted man.
really feel like going over and taking off all their pants.
make them go home pants-less.
they were only sec 2 lor.
all wear shorts.
kids nowadays.
so horrible.
take care.
