1.
when people learn how to use photoshop, they misuse it.
look at the ah lian/ ah beng pics on friendster.
there is just NO link between them and the wonders of photoshop, go use paint, OK?
2.
Bitches can become nice.
3.
Money is equals to joy. so is 50% discount, so is fate, so is a tee.
4.
Being ugly can mean that u get a boyfriend, and being average can mean u live the life of a spinster.
5.
having 18th approaching is not exactly the best, its means the poly clinics tend to charge you more.
and most importantly, birthdays are maddening-ly scary.
