camps can be quite fun...
but i was just preparing myself for the worst.
a few things can ruin my fun in the vb camp.
1. sandflies tat attack my hands and my super sensitive neck.
i cant imagine having to turn into a fugly young lady overnite.
wats more...how will i go out when camp finishes!!
2. Having to share bathrooms.
lets face it, time in the bathroom is like the only personal time we'll get.
i dun wanna be naked infront of anybody, not even my mummy.
3. armpit hair that multiply like random cells.
i just shaved, but...what if..
im not planning to bring a shaver there u know.
4. Snoring sleepin partner.
need i elaborate? tere goes beauty sleep.
5. pimple breakout in the face.
as if my pimples aint bad enough.duh.
shit.shld i buy pimple cream jus in case...
6. havin to sit beside boys who smell like XXX during debrief.
i dun exactly smell flowery either..but boys can smell...HORRIBLE.
at the end of the day tat is.
7. Meeting legendary floating stuffs in toilets/ anywhere in NP.
well, we all know np was build on a cemetery.
wat if we're too noisy and they ...are disturbed????!!!
the campers will end up the ones distured.opps.
8. waking up in the middle of the nite wanting to pee.
who will go toilet with me at that time? no libing,no cha, no daph....no gals from T108..
might have to pee in my pants.
9. Bad food.
bad food means seafood.
lets face it, i din pay 25 bucks to go 'learn-how-to-eat-fish'.
10. FORCED NOT BEING ABLE TO SLEEP.
so typical of FOC, they'll draw on u, put toothpaste on u..if u slp.
i might wake up only to find myself drowned in toothpaste and writings tat say 'touch her, she's gross'.
hmm.wat if everything came true.
i'll probably be so shocked by my capabilities, quit masscomm, and go become a fortune-teller at chinatown.
aww.i hope it cant get worst.
oh i might jus be so freaked out by i cant even attend school.
BLESS ME.
